Drowning Ostrich

I danced a happy jig in front of a friend once. She said I looked like a drowning ostrich. I figured that was an accurate metaphor.

Also, I have an unhealthy obsession with Rise of the Guardians and the fanfic I'm writing for it. It's called Winter's Time.

Winter's Time - Summary: For three hundred years, no one took much notice of Jack. But now he’s not the only one who is wondering WHY. As the Guardians come together around their winter child, they discover so much more to the story… and the answer may very well hold the entire world in the balance. Full plot, not one-shots. H/C, Fluff, Adventure, Family (no pairings).

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